I’m a weird person. And I’ve got some weird friends. When you put that all together, who knows what’s coming out of anybody’s mouth?
On Creating Superhero Names:
Olivia: If we were super heroes, our name would be O Hale No.
Haley: It’d be like, so and so wants to destroy downtown? O Hale No.
Nicolette Commenting On Baggy Flannels:
Nicolette: What is that? A cape? A picnic blanket?
Texting Kylie While She Watches American Psycho for the First Time:
Kylie [30 minutes in]: Meh, it’s not that bad. No gore, no nothing
Kylie [30 minutes later]: I FUCKING CHANGE MY MIND. HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT. BATMAN IS NAKED CHASING A PROSTITUTE WITH A CHAINSAW
My friends, everybody.